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dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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princestingy:

princestingy:

tumblr said they were gonna delete all NON-LAZYTOWN BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pbstv:

Meet Lucy, a 3.2 million-year-old ancestor of ours. Though she looks like an ape, her knees were close together, just like a human’s! That positioned her feet directly under her body and made walking easier. 

See the final installment of Your Inner Fish tomorrow night (4/23) on PBS at 10/9c.

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watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit

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omg Finland has these too

these candies taste really good actually but seriously
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why

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What is the green thing and why is it doing all of that

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poeticdarkbeauty:

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musiqchild007:

stop this.

I think the neighbors heard me laugh

LOOOOL

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